Florida Student Health Insurance
Student Health Insurance in Florida Helps You In Flirting
You’re not going to believe this: student health insurance actually helps you in flirting with the opposite sex, or if you prefer, the same sex.
This is the finding by a group of scientists who were busy for the past 5 years studying the behavior of student health on the opposite sex! Here are some of the results:
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Result # 1: An individual student health insurance policy helps in breaking the ice. It has been observed by us that mentioning the phrase “affordable student insurance” in a dialogue helps break the ice. Our conclusion is based on the following dialogues that immediately caught the attention of the opposite sex: “Hey, do you know that nerd Forrest Gump wears plastic underwear? I hear he lays diaper cakes daily! Har, har, thank God, he has cheap student health insurance policy” “Honey, come I want to show you my necrotizing fasciitis. Don’t worry; nothing will happen to me, I’ve got a solid policy! Oh, yeah, there’s $5000 in it for you if you tag along.” Result # 2: A health insurance policy helps get you attention We have observed that whenever a student mentioned the phrase “Florida student health insurance” in a situation where he wanted to introduce himself to a member of the opposite sex, then such a mention succeeded in getting him the attention he desired. For example: |
