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Orlando Dental Insurance Is Not An African Proverb

Madonne, an Orlando-based pop diva, had recently adopted an African child, David Bwanda, from Malawi, Africa.

Now, y’know as well as we do that there’s no such thing called Malawi dental insurance, but there sure is something called Orlando Dental Insurance.

The story is that David Bwanda needed urgent dental care on his landing in America, so Madonne bought him an Orlando Dental Insurance policy immediately on arrival, from us at

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The next week Madonne took David to the dentist and as expected David, sitting on the dental chair, was frightened of the dentist and his equipment.

Madonne decided to coax David away from his fright by uttering sweet African proverbs:

“Bwanda, Remember I have bought an Orlando dental insurance policy for my darling Bwanda. The old woman looks after the child to grow its teeth and the young one in turn looks after the old woman when she loses her teeth. This is what your dad told you in Malawi, my tutu.”

David Bwanda went on screaming.

“Bwanda, my ngoko, don’t forget that Orlando dental insurance policy, my igino. Do you remember what your mom told you back there: The hen with baby chicks doesn't swallow the worm. Open your mouth wide, Bwanda, the dentist uncle’equipment will not fall into it. And even if you swallow it,you have a insurance to take care of you, Bwanda!”

David Bwanda went on screaming.

“Bwanda, come now, you musn’t be afraid, remember what your class teacher told you, my kuku: Cows are born wit hears, later they grow horns. Bwadana, my gaba boy, think like you’re a cow who’s growing teeth – only difference between you and the cow is that she’s not covered by a dental insurance policy.”

David Bwanda went on screaming.

“Bwanda, shut your kisser or I’ll use a metal scythe to trim your ungrown beard! Remember, that’s what the rebel leader told you.”

David Bwanda stopped screaming.

The moral of this story is that you must buy an Orlando insurance policy irrespective of the fact you are adopted or not. It helps if you are, and it helps if your arn't.

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