Health Insurance Information
for Floridians In Victorian English
Prince Giles had a burning desire in his life, which he felt he must fulfill now without any delay. He wanted to keep his girlfriend, Kate, updated about the latest Florida health insurance information.
This was the right moment Prince Giles felt – when they were together in a hotel room and Kate was dressed in skimpy leather clothing and was carrying a whip in her hand.
Prince Giles sang to Kate:
When thou not see my face,
Whilst I bury it in this pillow with grace,
Whenst thy smack and whip my hallowed buns,
Please listen to information on health insurance in Florida.
“Oh Prince Giles, c'mon, off with your knickerbockers while I whip the crazy sh*t out of you! And shut up about Florida health insurance information” Kate commanded.
But Prince Giles persevered:
Thy orbs cast upon me a dark and deathly shade,
Ouch! By Jove! Thy beat me up with so much hate,
Mine beloved! Give me thine assurance,
Later thy will listen to information on insurance plan for the hmo in Florida.
Kate was getting the torture rack ready now. She gave two hoots about insurance information.
But Prince Giles didn't know that. He continued his poetic sermons.
Thy lashings may mean to thee unquenchable lust,
I figure in 10 minutes thy will turn me into dust,
For thee, I am prepared to do many lashings re-runs,
If thy hear out mine information on health insurance
Kate fastened the chains across Prince Giles's body.
Just then Kate Middleton, Prince Giles's real girlfriend busted the door open. She was dumbstruck!
“Prince Giles, how dare you give information on health insurance to Kate Moss, the b*tch! How dare you discuss information on health insurance plans with anyone else except me? That's it, we're through!”
Kate Middleton stormed off.
Kate Moss continued her torture.
Prince Giles decided to sing more poems dealing with information on health insurance coverage in Florida.
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