Florida Family Health Insurance

Don: I have called you to do a service for me. I want my family covered by a nice family health insurance policy right away.

Insurance Agent: Sure thing, boss, I have a great family plan that can cover your wife, your kids and your parents too!

Don: You do not understand, bidonista – I do not want a Florida family health insurance policy for my relations, I need family insurance for my men, my gang, my family. Do you get it now, Mr. Cacatio?

Insurance Agent: Err, Don Cicciobomba, a family policy is applicable only for the family, for near and dear family. A policy cannot be bought for workers. (The Insurance agent was kissing the Don's hands while saying these lines.)

Don: Mr. Florida Insurance Agent, I want a policy for my gang now! Make me an offer I cannot refuse. Get me a policy right now or either your signature or your brains would be on the policy papers.

Insurance Agent: Don Cicciobomba, Can I use your rest room. I need to think how to get a policy for your gang.

The Florida insurance agent excused himself and was back in 10 minutes. He pulled out a gun and shot Don Cicciobomba in the head. That man was actually Don Donaccia in disguise!

He said, “An affordable policy is nothing personal. Strictly business.”