The Floridian Medical Situation for Uninsured Won’t Put a Hex on You!
“Come Kufumachi Imohochi, let me give you the all the pleasures that you don’t know about. Are you covered by a medical insurance plan, Kufumachi?” Joan Callinz asked her new Japanese boyfriend as she led him to life’s pleasures.
“No, honorable Joan, I not have Florida medical insurance plan. Is honorable Joan sure she give me life’s pleasures in this scary cemetery?”
“Heee, heeee, please don’t call me honorable, I feel so insulted. Come, Kufumachi, we will sit behind this gravestone and discuss life’s pleasures and insurance plans.
“When the moon is full and nigh, the satanic master of the inner sanctum shall please his soul by drinking south-east asian blood, Kufumachi! No insurance can help anyone after that!” Joan shrilly said and looked hard at Kufumachi, with a steely determination.
“Oh salad of tofu and steaming cock, what you saying, O Joan, baby? O Japanese God Fukurokoju, help me!”
“Here hold my wig and my dentures while I flash my bloody toothless gums at you, Kufumachi, you. Soon, you will see my 72-year old mouth in its crowning glory on this moonlit night!”
“O eggs of the sacred crane, I’m out of here.”
Poor Kufimachi ran straight to his PC and picked up affordable health insurance from our site, JoeFloridainsurance.com.
He knew he had to, Joan had asked him out for 2 nights in a row and he didn’t want to let her down.
Meanwhile, Joan did not waste her time: she sacrificed a turkey and headed back home.
That was how we helped Kufimachi with a health insurance policy.
How about you? Sure, you’re not seeing Joan anytime, but that doesn’t mean you don’t buy our policy!
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