This Floridian is Quoted as Real, Not Cosmetic or Insurable
“Hey, you toothy crass tootsie, I heard you had plastic surgery today! Did you get an insurance quote before the surgery?” Demi Moored screamed excitedly into her cell phone. She was talking to her friend Tara Reed who had just emerged out of the operation theatre after a massive plastic surgery operation.
“Shazbot your creepy centauri, did you know the poopnoody doctors gave me a gutterball chest? A Florida insurance quote doesn’t cover bowling ball chests you get after a plastic surgery, you biff!” Tara hissed back at her best friend.
“Stop your whining. Do you know that I got a kewl quote from JoeFloridainsurance.com, and when the blitznak plastic surgeons made a Grand Canyon in the middle of my chest, I didn’t whine about it the way you are doing!
“That was pigsquirmy! And, look here, you foul mouthed chongo-longo, I’m not connecting an insurance quote with your spooting plastic surgery costs! I just want to know if you’ve taken a quote, you dingo kidney!”
“Say that then, you rotting felgercarb! And, don’t you dare talk about an insurance agent that way again, you gimboid! Did you know this operation costed me a hippikaloric $ 500,000?”
“No kidding! $500,000! OK, you go back to rest honey, I’ll meet you when you’re out and then we can chat up about the karakh surgeons and our chic insurance quote!”
That was the conversation we overheard about an insurance guide and our ears are still tingling!
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