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Individual Health Insurance In Florida Figures In Christmas Toasts


Paris Hillstorm, Britney Swords, Michael Richards, Mel Gibsone, 49 1/2 Pesoss and Snooop Dogg gathered around their Christmas dinner table.

“Okay, now I want all you guys to stand up and deliver Christmas toasts to individual health insurance. Get up and do it now or I’ll fire this Bazooka right into you guys’ mouths,” Joe Robertson, the guy who owns this site, JoeFloridaInsurance.com commanded.

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Accordingly, his guests toasted individual health insurance. Here’s how it went:

1. Paris Hillstorm/Britney Swords Toast

Merry Christmas family, neighbors, and friends,

A hardcore season’s toast to you we send

It is time to remove your age-old underwear

And proceed to spread naked Christmas joy everywhere

But don’t let frostbite and snowfall get on your buns

Buy a policy of individual health insurance

Merry Christmas family, neighbors, and friends

May you feel joy at every thrust, at every bend

Have plenty fun with 3 cool dudes along in Santa's den

Forget God's Angels they know only how to kiss

But take an individual health insurance plan,

In case you get careless and produce more kids than you wish

 

2. Mel Glibsone/Michael Richards Toast

Merry Christmas, our Jewish and African friends, may all you live a thousand years, Watching us pull out your teeth, squeeze your nipples and wax your ears,

Doing Chinese saliva torture on you, watch your eyes flood with tears,

And after with you we’re done,

You’ll regret you didn’t ever buy individual health insurance

Merry Christmas, may we live a thousand years plus one extra day,

To watch 1000 nude ninjas and flaccid cowboys get you laid,

Because I want to be on earth, and hear you'd passed away,

Our war on you has just begun,

Because we know Florida individual health insurance you haven't done

Merry Christmas anyway, Merry Christmas anyway

3. Snooop Dogg/49 1/2 Pesos Toast

 

Merry XXXmaz, come out on the road and do the spit

Light a dynamite stick, set fire to a house, watch a time bomb tick

After the mayhem give a loud grun’

Bless all for not taking a #$%^ individual health insurance

Merry XXXmaz, make an oldie sit on your lap and give him a kiss,

Squeeze him very tight, hold him right, hope he has arthritis

Into his nose fire a burp spray gun,

And hope to the lord the senior ain’t bought individual health insurance

Merry XXXmaz,

Don’t say no sorries,

Don’t give no apologies,

When you clutch someone’s throat

While feasting on raw yuletide Geese

You’ll actually save him money '

Cause he won’t waste no cash

On an individual Florida health insurance bash

These toasts made Joe a happy man – he was fond of individual health insurance Florida and he always used to get deeply disturbed every year when it didn’t figure in Christmas toasts. Now he was feeling okay!

So, do you want to a individual healthinsurance plan?

Y’know, our site is networked with the best online Florida individual health insurance companies and when you deal with us you are assured of a super policy.

Go ahead; take a policy; or Joefloridainsurance will come after you!

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