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Cockain Dyke was an old-fashioned Tampa dentist, and he didn’t believe in modern-day dentistry.

Of course, his clients were all old-timers who believed in old values and all that jazz. Cockain was deadly against Tampa dental insurance plans


Now, you guys know that America is a crazy place and weird guys get famous faster than guys who make an honest buck.

Accordingly, Cockain’s name spread far and wide until it reached leading American jackass Sean-Oh’s ears. Sean-Oh decided to get his root canal treated by Cockain.

“Son, do you believe in modern day gadgets? Do you believe in a dental insurance plan?” Cockain asked Sean-Oh.

“Never, doc, never. I give a giddyap for a dental insurance plan, I hate insurance web sites, especially I just believe in stapler machines and nakedness. Doc, my tooth is hurting, please fix my dental the old-fashioned way, please.”

“Open your mouth, son.”

Sean-Oh opened his mouth. He should have opened a dental insurance plan

“Ha, ha, ha, ha, what's that you’re doing, doc, ha, ha, ha, ha?” Sean-Oh asked.

“I’m tickling your gums with an eagle’s feather,my son. Now listen to this chant: The Lord caused a deep sleep to fall upon man and while he slept took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh; and the rib which God took from the man, he made into woman and brought her to the man…Sleep, my son, let not dental insurance disturb your sleep.”

Sean-Oh couldn’t sleep. He was laughing because the feather was tickling him.

Cockain Dyke was annoyed with Sean-Oh. He hit him on the head with a big brass ankh.

Sean-Oh couldn’t take it – he passed out saying, “Someone help me get an insurance plan!”

Can you imagine something as weird as this made Sean-Oh realize how important a dental policy could be.

What about you?

If you’re looking for a good policy, our website is networked with quality companies. When you deal with us, you’re assured of an affordable yet qualitative policy. Go ahead and apply for one, it’s not old-fashioned!

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